Mr. Okada’s Secret Taste Test Energy Strips
Eh, you know how sometimes you pau drink dat Red Bull or coffee, and boom—body feel like one shaky mongoose? Not wit’ Mr. Okada’s Secret Taste Test Energy Strips, brah! Dis buggah go straight in yo' mouth, no need wait fo' yo' stomach catch up. Perfect fo’ da kine workouts, paddle sesh, or jus' tryna stay sharp at work. You get all da energy, none of da crash!
Dis secret mix get Green Tea Caffeine and L-Theanine, working togeddah like poi and lomi-lomi salmon at da lū‘au—keeping yo’ energy high for hours. No more jitterbugs, brah. Plus, da Vitamin B12 in dis strip goin' make sure yo' brain and body stay firing on all cylinders. Burn carbs, make 'em glucose, and you stay ready fo' any kine action—like running wit’ da aunty squad at Costco!
Slap one strip under yo' tongue, and POW! You ready fo' tackle da day. No need get bloated from soda or coffee, jus' pop 'em and cruise. Go gym, go surf, or go get errands done—all wit' dat energy we need, da local way. Dis one not jus' an energy boost, it’s da kine rocket fuel fo' Hawai‘i life. Shoots den!
Ingredients: Pullulan, L-Theanine, Caffeine, Mannitol, Cellulose, Cranberry Flavor, Lecithin, Malic Acid, Pectin, Erythritol, Steviol glycosides, Methylcobalamin
Flavor: Cranberry
Manufacturer Country: India
Amount: 30 oral strips
Gross Weight: 0.09lb (40g)
Suggested Use: Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Take one oral strip anytime, up to a maximum of 1 strip a day.
Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.
Warning: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.