Cousin Maile’s Make Um Jealous Diet Drop

Eh, if you tryin’ fo' slim down an' stay light li' one boogie board on da shore, S. Storm-Richard’s Into Thin Air Diet Drops get yo' back! These drops loaded wit’ powerful herbs dat boost yo' metabolism and keep da glucose in check—so no more sugar spikes aftah you wen’ sneak dat malasada. Raise yo' leptin levels, and watch yo' body burn fat li' da imu cooking one pig, slow an’ steady.

Leptin da secret sauce fo' fat burnin’, but sometimes da body get one hard time listening—dat’s called leptin resistance, brah. Dis kine drops help raise those levels back up so yo' metabolism can do what it supposed to do. Jus’ mix in yo' diet an’ exercise, and you goin' feel da diff’rence fast-quick. You like da results, yeah?

No need wait fo' da boat—dis diet drop already sailing! Whether you get one 1oz or 2oz bottle, you good to go. Add um to yo' routine, and let da fat disappear into thin air—just li' da name say. Bruddah, da future lookin' lean!

Ingredients: Proprietary Active-8 & African Mango Complex (African Mango Fruit Extract, Maca Root Extract, Astragalus Membranaceus Root Extract, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract, Pygeum Africanum Root Extract, L-Arginine Base, L-Glutamine, L-Ornithine HCL, L-Carnitine, Deionized Water, Ethanol, Organic Citrus Extract, Stevia Extract, Xylitol.

Manufacturer Country: USA

Amount: 1oz (30ml)

Gross Weight: 0.2lb (90g)

Suggested Use: Adults, take 1ml three times a day or as directed by a health care professional. For children under 18 years of age, consult a physician before use.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.