Uncle Pōhaku's Muscles To Da Max Creatine Monohydrate

Eh, you like take your muscles to da next level? Uncle Pōhaku's Muscles to Da Max Creatine Monohydrate is da secret sauce fo’ getting those gains, braddah! Your body already makes a little bit of creatine—like in da liver an’ kidneys—but not enough fo’ turn you into one beast. Das, why you need dis creatine supplement, because dis buggah packs da extra punch yo’ muscles, need fo’ max performance. You goin’ feel like you can lift da whole island!

Dis creatine helps you train longer, lift mo’ heavy, an’ get mo’ reps in. How? It boosts muscle protein synthesis, makes sure your muscles stay charged up an’ ready fo’ action. Da kine creatine we use, da best on da planet—clinically tested, globally trusted by all kine athletes who like go big or go home. You goin’ be ahead of da game, braddah.

So no skimp on da gains, grab Uncle Pōhaku's Muscles to Da Max Creatine Monohydrate an’ watch da biceps grow like one coconut tree! From da gym to da beach, everybody goin’ see da difference, and you goin’ feel like one real warrior out dea.

Ingredients: Creatine Monohydrate.

Flavor: Unflavored

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 0.55lb (250g)

Gross Weight: 0.65lb (295g)

Suggested Use: As a dietary supplement, adults take one (1) scoop in eight (8) oz. of water or juice four (4) times daily during the first five (5) days (loading phase). After the loading phase, take one (1) or two (2) times daily or as directed by a health care professional.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place and away from direct light.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.